Alright, let’s get this over with. Is Ethan gonna get a, what, 4th costume in these 6 issues? A 5th? The FF are in Louisiana, because that’s how far away Ben punched Ethan’s ship. They find it in the swamp, and someone realizes maybe they should call Spider-Man and let him know trouble is coming. He is currently wiping the floor with Owl and the STILL unnamed lady who works for him.
Did Creel just kill the unnamed lady? And Spider-Man’s still making jokes on the next page? Seriously? Creel, who is like 18 feet tall, is going to kill the Owl when Ethan rips the side of the building off in his new gimp suit, saying they need to talk.
Spidey really doesn’t know that Ethan? Come on!
I just want to be done with this.
Really. Just let me out. Owl wants to know if Spidey killed Creel, which, I mean, obviously, but then Reed calls to say Ethan didn’t take learning he’s a Skrull too well. He says it like Spider-Man would know Ethan was a Skrull, like he was there when they found out, even though, you know, he wasn’t. Maybe he expects Spider-Man to have read last issue. Well, Ethan is at the Bugle, in his gimp suit, researching Skrulls, and is really unhappy, obviously. Elsewhere, Owl is trying and failing to hire supermuscle to protect him from Creel, and when that doesn’t work, we jump ahead to him in a car waiting in abandoned lot for… something. Apparently he called SHIELD to turn himself in? But Spider-Man shows, saying they sent him. None of this makes any sense. Then Creel arrives, so we can get this over with. Spidey leads Creel on a chase through the site until…
Ok, whatever. Ethan is yelling threats at an empty Baxter Building when… something happens?
Were the Avengers inside, and they blasted Ethan into a nearby building? Did they smash INTO the Baxter Building from a nearby building? All of them, like, at once? I don’t know what’s happening. The news broadcast is seen by Aunt May and Jarvis, and Aunt May says she can see than is just a boy, like Peter, and they… leave to go to the fight. This is so stupid. Ethan’s whupping everyone, blah blah blah.
They let Axel Alonso become Editor-In-Chief despite overseeing this book.
I am so done.
I literally have my head in my hands. We literally JUST established the FF know the Parkers now.
So, what, he’s Jesus or something? I don’t even care. It’s over, I couldn’t be happier. Well, the good news is, Hudlin’s run on this title only lasts 4 more issues. The bad news is… They’re part of one of the most famously bad crossovers in Marvel history, and the art is actually going to get worse for them, so… Highs & lows. But NEXT post, we get to a genuine Marvel milestone.