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ASM 309

Posted on April 26, 2020September 2, 2019 by spiderdewey

$10! Ballin outta control! Did I buy this? Is this another one my uncle got me that one time, as mentioned elsewhere? Honestly don’t recall. Styx & Stone! This issue is the thrilling(?) debut of this extremely long walk to a pun name. Yer gonna love ‘em. Or not, I dunno. This one gets rolling with the Least-Demanded Character Return of 1988: Manslaughter Marsdale is BACK!

Who? A random weird bad guy from near the end of Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz’ run a few years prior. Not a great creation. This guy’s a jobber, and Michelinie and McFarlane treat him like one, as Spidey has him webbed up by the end of page 2. Spidey demands to know where Mary Jane is, but after announcing he “had a little operation so he can’t feel pain anymore,” Marsdale says he doesn’t know, Spidey instantly believes him, and he departs. Marsdale is the main fighter and muscle for a shady boxing gym run by a bad person, it’s not worth getting into. Sitting among some gargoyles shortly after, Spidey recaps his situation, and then says he’s run out of places to look for MJ and is grasping at straws. That much is obvious, sir. He heads home defeated once more, still unknowing his beloved is trapped just a few floors beneath him, where Jonathon Caesar is annoyed that she hasn’t fallen in love with him yet.

MJ’s always been a fighter, but she runs into Caesar’s big dopey muscle, and her escape attempt is foiled. Casear threatens her with a knife and tells her to accept her new life, while the goons tell him they’ve learned Spider-Man is looking for her. Caesar says he’ll have to bring in some specialized bodyguards. Hey, you think it’ll be Styx & Stone?? We’ll have to wait & see. The next day, Peter drops by The Bugle…

Same ol’ JJJ. Peter decides if the word is getting out about MJ, he better go out to Queens and tell Aunt May before she hears it from somewhere else. First, though, he checks in on Robbie, whose situation has not yet been shown in this particular Spidey title. He’s still trying to keep his spirits up, but being bedridden is really getting to him. Back at The Bedford Towers, let’s meet Styx & Stone…

“I just go around killing everybody’s houseplants. All part of the service.” Boy, some bad printing on this page. And a few others so far. We skip ahead to the night, as Spider-Man swings home sadder than ever, still no closer to a lead, when he accidentally solves everything. He swings by the shatterproof window in MJ’s prison as Caesar is looking out it, and having heard Spider-Man is looking for Mary Jane, he assumes he’s been found out and mobilizes the goon squad.

Todd McFarlane said his goal with Spider-Man was to contort him into impossible positions and really make him seem creepier and “more spider-like.” Which is all well and good, but as time wears on, most of those positions are only possible if Spidey’s abdomen were missing. Like this one. Spidey has no idea why these dudes are suddenly after him, but decides to lead them to nearby Central Park and hopefully away from innocent people. The big contraption on Stone’s shoulders allow him to do all kinds of things, as we saw briefly in The Arachnis Project (I think?). He shoots gas, sonic attacks, and a powerful strobe light, and that combo does a pretty good job on our here. Gas is, of course, his archenemy. As he’s being blinded and S&S move in for the kill, MJ is taking her chance…

There’s our MJ. She’s no damsel in distress. As she makes a break for it, her still blinded husband is relying on his Spider Sense to dodge the many attacks of Stone, while Styx continues to just stand around posing menacingly. I mean, the one guy is all about ranged combat, and the other can only do anything by touching people, and they ride together. Not the best combo. Or maybe it is, as Stone hits Spidey with a heat ray and then coats the ground below him in some kind of adhesive, trapping Spider-Man in the kind of trap he usually gets other people with.

How bout that? They really turned the whole “hero’s love gets kidnapped” trope on its ear, and I have to commend them for it. MJ wasn’t kidnapped because of Spider-Man, didn’t really need him to escape, and even managed to save his life instead of the other way around. If yer gonna do a kidnapping plot, you could do so much worse.

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  • David Michelinie
  • Glory Grant
  • J. Jonah Jameson
  • Joe Robertson
  • Jonathan Caesar
  • Manslaughter Marsdale
  • Mary Jane Watson
  • Spider-Man
  • Styx & Stone
  • Todd McFarlane
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