{"id":29190,"date":"2025-10-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/?p=29190"},"modified":"2024-02-21T16:35:57","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T20:35:57","slug":"fnsm-07","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/2025\/10\/15\/fnsm-07\/","title":{"rendered":"FNSM 07"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Oclair Albert bows out on inks this month, otherwise, same team as last issue. Well, we\u2019re in a hospital room with El Muerto, being looked at by JJJ and Robbie. Very dated, these 2 walking directly into the Spider-Man plot, very old school. Over the splash, Tony Stark is asking Peter Parker what happened in the fight, apparently unaware of Peter\u2019s idiotic new stinger power, despite the implication that the big brains ran a million tests on him when he came back and also the fact that he would\u2019ve seen Morlun\u2019s stabbed up body. Whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Roger Cruz drawing the current and correct Iron Man suit and drawing it well, in the face of all the superstars whiffing it. Hats off, Roger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Oh, you\u2019ll run tests? Like the ones you already ran and should\u2019ve noticed big bone spikes under his skin with? Meanwhile, at the hospital, El Muerto is waking up, and JJJ is telling him what happened, unaware hat a very silly looking villain in a pee yellow costume is behind him. And elsewhere, Aunt May and Jarvis set out on their date, unaware that they\u2019re being watched by\u2026 someone. Who knows? Back at the hospital\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This is El Muerto\u2019s one and only villain, who was naturally slated to appear in the alleged movie, also. El Dorado is about to slice JJJ up, I suppose, when Spider-Man smashes through the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cCheap-jack?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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They keep on fightin\u2019, with El Dorado preposterously saying he can sense the magic in Spider-Man\u2019s defenses. I want to tap out. Meanwhile, Tony Stark is fixing MJ\u2019s broken arm! Haha. Continuity has completely broken down, and it\u2019s all downhill from here. He wants to know how it broke, tho, so\u2026 does no one know Morlun was there? What sense does that make? Well, whatever, back at the hospital, El Dorado is stalking Spider-Man, ranting about magic, pointing out that his danger sense isn\u2019t a normal spider thing (Point to him), and that his stingers only reacted to magical threats (Incorrect). Spider-Man is mixing up some kinda potion, but he\u2019s found before he\u2019s done. And then El Muerto is back, mask on and everything, trying to fight, but still weak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cIt doesn\u2019t last long?\u201d Is the premise that his gold suit will\u2026 Grow back?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Man oh man. All these comics I chose not to buy in 2006 are really, really proving I was right. Marvel Comics looked at the very 1970s tale of El Muerto & El Dorado and wisely decided to never speak of them again. Sony Pictures decided to try to let them anchor a movie. When that movie was announced, I didn\u2019t even know who El Muerto was. Like, I am obviously a pretty big Spider-Man fan, and they announced their latest desperate stripmining of Spider-Man lore, and I didn\u2019t even know what it was. Truly insane. Well, let\u2019s go see how Spidey\u2019s new suit helps him as an Avenger\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oclair Albert bows out on inks this month, otherwise, same team as last issue. Well, we\u2019re in a hospital room with El Muerto, being looked at by JJJ and Robbie. Very dated,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":29159,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1864],"tags":[35,1991,2278,2277,12,2244,64,13,350,26,27,21,2280,333,2279,2,2281],"class_list":["post-29190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-2000s","tag-aunt-may","tag-chris-sotomayor","tag-el-dorado","tag-el-muerto","tag-flash-thompson","tag-friendly-neighborhood-spider-man","tag-iron-man","tag-j-jonah-jameson","tag-jarvis","tag-joe-robertson","tag-john-jameson","tag-mary-jane-watson","tag-oclair-albert","tag-peter-david","tag-roger-cruz","tag-spider-man","tag-victor-olazaba"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29190"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29191,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29190\/revisions\/29191"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}