{"id":28588,"date":"2025-09-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-12T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/?p=28588"},"modified":"2024-02-21T19:19:53","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T23:19:53","slug":"usm-084","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/2025\/09\/12\/usm-084\/","title":{"rendered":"USM 084"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It\u2019s ladies night at the Stomp On Spider-Man Cafe. We pick up right from the end of last issue with a tense stand off. Hammerhead identifies Elektra as Fisk\u2019s goon, gets her to admit what he\u2019s paying her, and says he\u2019ll double it, right now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ya can\u2019t trust that Black Cat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cHey, Bags, we\u2019re making you do 16.5 issues a year, but what if you had to draw 500 people, also?\u201d The inset panels are an interesting choice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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As the fighting continues, Spider-Man gets fed up and just starts webbing everyone, and soon, he\u2019s got the whole room stuck to the walls, good and bad guys alike. He starts berating everyone for their choices, then pulls a phone out of a goon\u2019s pocket to call the cops. Hammerhead tries to threaten him, but he gets a web in the mouth. He calls 911 and gets an operator who loves him, says he saved her brother, and who happily connects him to Jean Deeee Wolffeee. Shang-Chi reminds Spider-Man they\u2019ve met, tries to talk his way out of a web, but Spidey says he\u2019s just gonna keep everybody up there til the cops arrive, then he\u2019ll explain who\u2019s who. Moon Knight loses his temper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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This was going so well, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Just when I think I know all Bagley\u2019s moves, he gives me that extremely Ditko Spider-Man in panel 2. I like being surprised! Elektra and Moon Knight both make a beeline to kill Spider-Man, with Black Cat trying to get in the way, and all that allows Hammerhead to put a gun to the back of Spidey\u2019s head in the confusion, which Black Cat sees coming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So does she have bad luck power? I think she did last time, but it\u2019s not come up this story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cTrillian\u201d was a poster on the Bendis Board. Like so many others, she got her name immortalized in a Bendis comic, and like me, it was her made up internet name, not her real name, so it\u2019s hard to claim. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Elektra proceeds to absolutely beat the crap out of Spider-Man, using her momentum to just ninja him to bits before uppercutting him right out a window. He falls onto a car on the street below.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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That looks bad! He almost managed to wrap all this up without anyone getting hurt, and it comes to this. It\u2019s hard being a superhero.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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