{"id":27376,"date":"2025-07-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-01T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/?p=27376"},"modified":"2024-02-21T16:38:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-21T20:38:34","slug":"tac-v2-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comicsfromspace.com\/spiderman\/2025\/07\/01\/tac-v2-25\/","title":{"rendered":"TAC V2 25"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Wonder where Land copied these figures from. One thing about him is it would\u2019ve had to be easy to find. A magazine ad or movie poster or something. Many years from now, he\u2019ll be the artist on Iron Man for awhile, and his first issue will be quite literally full of pictures copied from the first 2 pages of Google search results for the phrase \u201cIron Man cosplay.\u201d I had a hunch, did the search, and was proven correct. I heard tell once that when he goes to conventions, he brings a bunch of pre-drawn figures he can slap some costume details on when someone asks for a sketch. A bona fide master of the craft. Well, anyway, inside, someone who cares about what they do is drawing Peter and Sarah at their picnic as someone takes a sniper shot at her. Peter tackles her out of the way, and she makes flirty comments in response. Tres nonchalant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So, uh, what\u2019s going on, here? Does MJ not know how to use the bathroom? Or how to get out of it? What\u2019s\u2026 going on?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I\u2019m still grappling with whether Sarah and Gabe are French. I think the gotta be, right? Which means Sins Past and this should feature both of them in ridiculous cartoon French accents like Batroc the Leaper. This is comics, after all. \u201cI deed geeve you an answoir, mon cher!\u201d Things like that. It improves the story for me. Something has to. \u201cZere ees no need to ovairreact!\u201d Also, is the Hilarious Komedy Business here that Mary Jane, world famous world traveling supermodel, has never encountered a bidet before? Does anyone, like, care about who these characters are anymore? MJ just trusts the first English speaker she meets and gets in a cab with him to go figure out where her husband is based on nothing but Sarah\u2019s name. I love this comic. I\u2019m excited to be reading it. It\u2019s so good. But, back at the mansion, Sarah is apparently finally telling us what\u2019s going on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201c\u2018E adopted us eento \u2018es gang. Zut alors!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Eet would \u2018ave been easy to make zis zee Foreigner, non? Instead of some random guy called \u201cBruce?\u201d Foreigner could\u2019ve been trying to get into Osborn\u2019s whole business out here. And now we\u2019re apparently getting into a \u201cone last big score\u201d cliche.  I am so glad there\u2019s only 1 more issue of this. Would that this was the last one. Speaking of cliches, MJ arrives at Stately Osborn Manor about this time, whoever\u2019s after her upset that their guy didn\u2019t get to kidnap her at the airport due to this cab guy, and she busts into the house in time for a whopper of a cliche:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I wish I could send a message back in time to myself. \u201cDon\u2019t buy these comics. A complete run of the series is not worth it.\u201d But it\u2019s too late. I could be doing anything else right now. I could be reading a good comic book, even. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Real Rocky Horror Picture Show hours. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I just want out of this prison. This is a complete character assassination of MJ using a bunch of stupid cliches and what is currently the worst ASM storyline of all time as a springboard (But only currently). This is garbage. Well, guess what, Sarah\u2019s going all crazy stalker in the other room, and Gabe is here, gone crazy, chained to a bed, having eaten all their headache pills. I legit hope these kids get blown up next issue. Well, Sarah goes to confront this Dupres guy, and when Peter can\u2019t find her, Spider-Man is on the case. Meanwhile, MJ\u2019s gone to dinner with her English speaking cab guy, but she\u2019s now beating herself up for acting like a cliche back there and also for doing this. This sucks SO BAD. ALso she\u2019s drunk and apparently throws up on the guy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I hate this comic book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I guess it\u2019s just a Parker family tradition to hop in any random car with any random guy who speaks English in Paris. Meanwhile, MJ gets lost walking down the street, and you expect her to finally get pinched by the people after her, but instead she somehow finds the house again, and therefore:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Please, please just let the kids explode next issue. On panel. Preferably exclaiming in French. I deserve it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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